He was weeing in the wind and that’s when he felt a pane coming from his rectum.

then due to the pure pressure building in his rectum, his torso shot up into a jet star plane as it travelled to Singapore.    When he arrived in Singapore he looked for KFC and he asked for some chicken legs to replace his old ones. But then he started to eat his own legs so he went back to big W to steal  the mannequin legs to replace his eaten chicken legs and he bought some pants then he decided to go home but he has no more knickers.