It was 1975, my Dad and I went on a walk, unknowing to what we would find. So on Saturday, we went out on an old walking path. I must say, it was fun and I found something strange, it had spikes on it and it smelt like wood. So I took it home and being only 5 years old, I thought that you could eat it. When I first took a bite, it tasted like chocolate. Once I took my second bite I started seeing strange things. Like my Dad sitting in the corner eating a rat. Then a few weeks later the illusions passed. But I started growing an Apple tree out of my left ear with roots coming out my nostrils.